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THE MINIONS:

randomness-is-epic:

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They’re the cutest little squeaky group of loyal helper of Mr. Gru

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They’re so cute that you want to adopt all of them.

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Their accent is so cute and funny at the same time.

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They love to sing and dance.

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They love to play like little kids.

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They can be mean to each other sometimes

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But they surely love each other, like brothers.

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imlyingtoimpressyou:

SHT I WANT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111

imlyingtoimpressyou:

SHT I WANT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111

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happythings:

randomness-is-epic: What I learned from cartoons?

With Lilo and Stitch, I learned the value of family and friendship;

With Tinker Bell, I learned that it is never too late to correct an error,

With the

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miya-k:


singkamas/mangang hilaw with bagoong/alamang. hinahanap hanap ko to.

omgosh. 

miya-k:

singkamas/mangang hilaw with bagoong/alamang. hinahanap hanap ko to.

omgosh. 

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sandyinwonderland:

magic-wands:

ALICE IN WONDERLAND!
HAHAHAHAHAHA I PITY HER.

HAHAHA. Tengene =)))

sandyinwonderland:

magic-wands:

ALICE IN WONDERLAND!

HAHAHAHAHAHA I PITY HER.

HAHAHA. Tengene =)))

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mrlordgaga:

 
CONTEST TO WIN A CANON EOS 500D or a NIKON D90
 
As part of my 5th month of blogging and socializing here in Tumblr (this coming April 20, 2011) which also falls on my Birthday, I’ll be giving away a CANON EOS 500D or a NIKON D90 to my 2 LUCKY FOLLOWER.

CANON EOS 500D8months usedEOS 500D Kit Set(with EF-S 18-55mm f/3.5-5.6 IS Lens)- EOS 500D Camera Body- EF-S 18-55mm f/3.5-5.6 IS Lens- Battery Pack LP-E5- Battery Charger LC-E5E- Power Cord- Interface Cable IFC-200U- AV Cable AVC-DC400- Wide Strap EW-100DB III- EOS DIGITAL Solution Disk (CD-ROM)- Software Instruction Manual (CD-ROM, PDF)- Camera Instruction Manual (CD-ROM, PDF)- Pocket Guide- CD-ROM Guide



NIKON D908 months usedPackage Content ;1 Nikon D90 DSLR Camera1 SLR - 12.3 Megapixel - 5.8 x optical zoom with Zoom-Nikkor Zoom lens - 18 mm - 200 mm1 EN-EL3e Rechargeable Battery1 MH-18a Quick Charger1 DK-5 Eyepiece Cap1 DK-21 Rubber Eyecup1 UC-E4 USB Cable1 EG-D2 Audio Video Cable1 AN-DC1 Camera Strap1 BM-10 LCD Monitor Cover1 Body Cap1 BS-1 Accessory Shoe Cover1 Software Suite CD-ROM

RULES TO PARTICIPATE: 
You MUST be following me at http://mrlordgaga.tumblr.com/
You MUST reblog this post.
Likes DO NOT count! Only REBLOGS will count to be qualified to win. 
I will pick two winners on April 20th. I will contact you via ask so you MUST have your ask turned on by then. GOOD LUCK and GOD BLESS!

mrlordgaga:

CONTEST TO WIN A CANON EOS 500D or a NIKON D90

As part of my 5th month of blogging and socializing
here in Tumblr (this coming April 20, 2011) which also falls on my Birthday, I’ll be giving away a CANON EOS 500D or a NIKON D90 to my 2 LUCKY FOLLOWER.

CANON EOS 500D
8months used

EOS 500D Kit Set
(with EF-S 18-55mm f/3.5-5.6 IS Lens)
- EOS 500D Camera Body
- EF-S 18-55mm f/3.5-5.6 IS Lens
- Battery Pack LP-E5
- Battery Charger LC-E5E
- Power Cord
- Interface Cable IFC-200U
- AV Cable AVC-DC400
- Wide Strap EW-100DB III
- EOS DIGITAL Solution Disk (CD-ROM)
- Software Instruction Manual (CD-ROM, PDF)
- Camera Instruction Manual (CD-ROM, PDF)
- Pocket Guide
- CD-ROM Guide

Nikon D90

NIKON D90
8 months used

Package Content ;
1 Nikon D90 DSLR Camera
1 SLR - 12.3 Megapixel - 5.8 x optical zoom with Zoom-Nikkor Zoom lens - 18 mm - 200 mm
1 EN-EL3e Rechargeable Battery
1 MH-18a Quick Charger
1 DK-5 Eyepiece Cap1 DK-2
1 Rubber Eyecup
1 UC-E4 USB Cable
1 EG-D2 Audio Video Cable
1 AN-DC1 Camera Strap
1 BM-10 LCD Monitor Cover
1 Body Cap
1 BS-1 Accessory Shoe Cover
1 Software Suite CD-ROM

RULES TO PARTICIPATE: 

  1. You MUST be following me at http://mrlordgaga.tumblr.com/
  2. You MUST reblog this post.
  3. Likes DO NOT count! Only REBLOGS will count to be qualified to win. 

I will pick two winners on April 20th. I will contact you via ask so you MUST have your ask turned on by then. GOOD LUCK and GOD BLESS!

(via miya-k)

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An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the problem Science has with God. He asked one of his new Christian students to stand.

  • Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
  • Student: Yes, sir.
  • Professor: So, you believe in God?
  • Student: Absolutely, sir.
  • Professor: Is God good?
  • Student: Sure.
  • Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
  • (Student was silent)
  • Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
  • Student: Yes.
  • Professor: Is Satan good?
  • Student: No.
  • Professor: Where does Satan come from?
  • Student: From.. God.
  • Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
  • Student: Yes.
  • Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
  • Student: Yes.
  • Professor: So who created evil?
  • (Student didn’t answer)
  • Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
  • Student: Yes, sir.
  • Professor: So, who created them?
  • (Student had no answer)
  • Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
  • Student: No, sir.
  • Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
  • Student: No, sir.
  • Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
  • Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
  • Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
  • Student: Yes.
  • Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
  • Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
  • Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
  • Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
  • Professor: Yes.
  • Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
  • Professor: Yes.
  • Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
  • (The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
  • Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
  • (There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
  • Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
  • Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
  • Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
  • Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
  • Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
  • Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
  • Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
  • Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
  • Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
  • (The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
  • Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
  • (The class was in uproar)
  • Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
  • (The class broke out into laughter)
  • Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
  • (The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
  • Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
  • Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
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  • That student was Albert Einstein.
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girlygirled:

Fuck. Yeah.
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Average group of friends.

xoxoillest:


 sweet one:

the one with the short temper:

the one that pisses the one with the short temper:

the one who doesn’t listen:

the stoner:

the one with the moves:

the one with the swagger:

the drama queen:

the cry baby:

the one that never understands:

the perv:

and of course, ME:

I LAUGHED FOR 10 MINS. BRAHH.

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nice…

nice…

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r-o-n:

Timone & Pumba spotted

r-o-n:

Timone & Pumba spotted

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